So my little brother found my heels and asked if guys wore heels too.
I told him that its not something that guys really do, not those high of heels anyways, and this is what happened.
He thinks he’s the stuff.
And is convinced that guys need cool high heels too
Now he won’t take them off because he said he’s “too sexy” for boy shoes. He is by far the most interesting part of my day almost everyday.
well if you like men so much wouldn’t you rather i undress like one?
SURPRISE, YOU TRANSPHOBIC FUCKTRUCK
AM I MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE
WELL GOOD BECAUSE GUESS WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND LOOKS HOT AS SHIT IN A DRESS
cry me a river little infantile breadcrumb, take your backwards opinion and put it in a box then place said box gently into your anus
are you kidding me with these notes wtf ily
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL
"If a woman has [the right to abortion], why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t result in anyone’s death."
-Something Maine lawmaker Lawrence Lockman actually said